i went to a Dave chapel show last night, first hour was so fucking funny i almost choked. What happened for the next 2 hours still remains a mystery.

basically dumb people started yelling inane shit, really inane. Dave, nor i, could figure out if these were plants in the crowed sent to destroy his show? i tended to agree with him. These guys paid 65$ a seat to come yell in a dark room? wtf is wrong with you jackass. my main feeling was of pure pure rage and violence. How could you do that to a comedian as decorated as Dave?

I was ironically watching the movie "heckler" right before we went to the show. my roommate said it was a sign, i thought it was horseshit luck.
love you Dave i was there and the guy at the very end of the night had it right: even though this was your worst audience ever (he said it multiple times throughout the night) u still were funny, (which is amazing because i would have kicked in teeth at that point). and as you said you were "unbreakable" great work you are a true entertainer. maybe next time people will actually pay to come see you instead of listening to themselves.

But yeah i wanted to violate those people so bad, just make them bleed and then laugh at it! maybe next time i can make someone bleed before security takes them away (and probably me too after that). Watch heckler, and go see Dave he's a true master.

If anyone yells in the audience whats the correct reaction, i want to yell at them right back but that's exactly what they want, i say i target them, echo-locate them in the dark and when they make another noise just cut them badly anywhere, neck face back arm. at leas they'll have something to yell about.